A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage.A friend asked the Man how he had managed to make it possible.
The Man tells him "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago, and while riding on a horse,
my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.
Then she get up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while ,it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time".
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her,
'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse?.
She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME".
Ever since then we have been living very happily...
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